My Family Is My Life,

Whenever My Water Breaks It'll Be Like A Fire Hydrant!

Be Original. The World Will Try To Fit You Into A Mold, But Carve Your Own Path.

I Definitely Don't Google My Name.

To Be My Man, You Have To Put Up With A Lot. I Toot Under The Sheets, I Spend A Lot Of Money And I Can Belch The Abcs.

If I'm Going For Advice For Anything In My Life, I Go Straight To My Father Because He Has The Answers.