My Wife Has To Be

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

I Remember I Was So Depressed I Was Going To Jump Out A Window On The Tenth Floor; They Sent A Priest Up To Talk To Me And He Said, ' On Your Mark...'

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I've Got The Only Dog Who Begs For Alka-seltzer.