Radio Is A Bag Of

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.