Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I Do.

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?