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I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.

I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years. I Need To Explore Other Things.

If You Have To Be At Work At 8, It's Always Like, 7:54. Just Enough Time To Do Nothing. To Just Lay There And Go, "i Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

I Would Love To Have Acidy Spit.

That Myspace Is The Story Of The Year. Everyone But My Mother Is On It.