There's A Fine Line Between

Always Remember That As Long As Other People Are Gullible, There's No Limit To What You Can Achieve.

Stress Is Your Body's Way Of Saying You Haven't Worked Enough Unpaid Overtime.

The Greenest Home Is The One You Don't Build. If You Really Want To Save The Earth, Move In With Another Family And Share A House That's Already Built. Better Yet, Live In The Forest And Eat Whatever The Squirrels Don't Want.

If You Think It's Easy To Write Jokes About Fried Calamari, You've Probably Never Tried.

Your Shower Is Ready - I Turned It On Last Night.