Washington Is The Place Where

After Wisdom Comes Wit.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

A Good Loser Is All Right, But It Isn't So Much Fun To Beat Him.

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.