We Are All Shitty Little

I'm A Happy Person But An Angry Citizen.

I Don't Know If Watching Chaz Bono Will Turn Your Kids Into Transsexuals, But I'm Pretty Sure That Letting Them Watch Keith Ablow Will Turn Them Into Assholes

I Had More Material On Weather Than Anyone Else, I Guess, ... Back When I Was Traveling A Lot On The Road As A Standup Comic, Between Airport Security And The Weather... I Just Wanted To Be Prepared For Sitting In The Airport.

That's The Funny Thing About Religion: It Doesn't Matter What You Say, You're Going To Upset Someone.

Elected Officials Shouldn’t Get To Choose Who Gets To Choose Elected Officials.