Well I'm Trying To Think

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

It's Easier To Have A Go At Something Again When You Failed At It As You've Got Nowt To Lose.

I Never Buy A Piece Of Art. I Don't See The Point In Buying Something Because I Know My Eyes Will Get Bored Of It Eventually.

Fishing: I Don't Really Like It. I Don't Really Like The Expression On The Fish's Face.