I Was Going To Buy

I'm An Old Newspaper-man Myself, But I Quit Because I Found There Was No Money In Old Newspapers.

Give Me Golf Clubs, Fresh Air And A Beautiful Partner, And You Can Keep The Clubs And The Fresh Air.

There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood. Everyone Else Is Mel Blanc.

I Practice Three Hours Daily On My Violin So I Won't Get Worse.

I'm Happy To Be Making My First Appearance On Air Professionally. By That I Mean I'm Finally Getting Paid, Which I Know Will Be A Great Relief To My Creditors.