When I Let Some Girl

My Tears Cure Cancer Too, It's Just That I Laugh At Cancer Patients.

I Love The Holiday Season, Almost As Much As I Love Touching Myself In Front Of Orphans.

Minutes To Learn, A Lifetime To Master. People Just Don't Understand That

I've Always Preferred Marvel Over Dc. I Just Relate To Their Characters Better. I Mean Look At Wolverine, At First He Was Just A Bit Player In An Ensemble Cast. Now He's The Only Reason People Read X-men. Just Like Me And Scrubs.

Well, I'm Not Saying That America Is A Bad Place Or Anything. I Just Think 9/11 Needed To Happen Sooner Or Later.