You Might Be A Redneck

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.

I've Got Keys To Crap I've Never Owned. You Put All My Keys Together I Could Be A High School Janitor Tonight.

You Might Be A Redneck If You See A Sign That Says Say No To Crack And It Reminds You To Pull Your Jeans Up.

You Break Into My House, I Will Shoot You. My Wife Will Shoot You And Then Spend Thirty Minutes Telling You Why She Shot You.

You Just May Be A Redneck If Your Lawn Furniture Used To Be Your Living Room Furniture.