His Breath Is So Bad

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

My Wife And I Were Happy For 20 Years. Then We Met.

I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!