I Live To Laugh, And

It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When You Buy Now!

I Made A Terrible Mistake Last Christmas. My Wife Made Me Swear That I Wouldn't Give Her A Fancy Gift. And I Didn't.

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.